Sweet Tea (Joke)

[DarkSS]

I got this from another forum and thought of Steve. (Because he orders sweet tea everywhere we go)

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have the perfect medicine for that" he said. "When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it around in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is a sleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and sure enough he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

[Orange5thGen]

That is funny!!! Let me try that out on wife,, ahh better not I'll end up black and blue...

[CAMARO SS]

That is funny!!! Let me try that out on wife,, ahh better not I'll end up black and blue...

haha yea i dont think she will take that very well :buttkick:

[StrobinSS]

LOL that's great!

[Lawdog]

okay as long as we are starting a joke thread
Old man decides he is going to buy his wife of 70 years age a anniversary gift on the way home from work, he thinks that he hasnt bought any lingere for her in many years and how refreshing that would be so he stops at the store and finds a nice silk ensamble for $80.00. When he gets home he tells her hunny I bought this for you, she takes it into the bedroom, opens the box and as she is getting dressed thinks its just too expensive and a nice thought but didnt want to get it dirty so she decides it would be nice to just come out of the bedroom totally naked for her husband. Old man takes a look at her and sais Jeese you think for $80.00 the least they could do would be to iron the thing!

[Orange5thGen]

Lol lol......

[Camaro Lover]

Very good guys.... Not sure which one I will share with my wife....

Here's one to add.

A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc.

His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names."

The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name.

[BlkCam10]

Ok. Here is one more.

A little girl walks up to her Mother in the morning and says Mommy, I know where Baby's come from. The Mother says No you don't. The little girl says well, I saw you and Daddy last night and Daddy was standing up and you were on your knees. The Mother tells her Daughter " Oh No Honey, That's not where baby's come from. That's where Jewelry comes from.

[RKFDGEO]

The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name.

That's a good one. :eyes: