I feel violated

[svtjackal]

But then they will say - No you're not, you are driving northeast at 12 mph, and by the way, your right front tire is two pounds low on air! Oh, and turn left here for Chilli's sir!

Yeah, I am just glad I didn't get grounded because I was listening to tenacious D. When she called.


I don't know if this is related, but at the time I got the call there was a lot of police activity in the area, lots of police cars circling the area and police on foot looking on the open grassy fields, maybe onstar was monitoring the area helping the police,
but I still don't get what the heck onstar execs are doing, first the whole 2010 onstar app fiasco then the whole new policy thing, they are going to drive that company to the ground.

[xValidToasterx]

lol that is awesome. I have never heard of or seen anything like that, and our family has 3 other vehicles with onstar.

[BumBLUEbee]

lol that is awesome. I have never heard of or seen anything like that, and our family has 3 other vehicles with onstar.

Not awesome... Creepy, disturbing and entirely too invasive in my opinion. Whats next? OnStar for the toilet?

[Toasty]

Not awesome... Creepy, disturbing and entirely too invasive in my opinion. Whats next? OnStar for the toilet?

I think your BS meter is broken.....


lol

[ThirdgenTa]

that's really CRAZY, I can't imagine how far they are going to push the envelope with this. That's an invasion of your privacy my friend you could be the start of a class action lawsuit. you should have told her yeah my seat belts off cause my girlfriends sitting in my lap while I'm driving , I'm a little busy now can I call you back!

Next thing you know you will be alone in your car and hear a voice tell you to stop masturbating. You will think it's god saying it, but it's really Onstar

[HumanWiki]

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"Do you know how fast you were stroking?"

[KidKilowatt]

Or you pull into Mcdonalds and Onstar calls to see if that's really the best idea?? Onstar feels your car us riding low enough already lol !

[HumanWiki]

Or you pull into Mcdonalds and Onstar calls to see if that's really the best idea?? Onstar feels your car us riding low enough already lol !

Wonder if it recognizes rocking motions?

Ring!!!

"This is OnStar. We would just like to remind you that leather stains easily. Would you like us to schedule a post-coitus cleaning with your dealer?"

[BumBLUEbee]

I think your BS meter is broken.....


lol

Precisely!

[BumBLUEbee]

Wonder if it recognizes rocking motions?

Ring!!!

"This is OnStar. We would just like to remind you that leather stains easily. Would you like us to schedule a post-coitus cleaning with your dealer?"

Or... Ring
"hello, this is onstar... Wow. You're done already? You must be doing it incorrectly. Would you like some advice or Shall I schedule an appt with you're family dr? Oh, and we are now required to also inform him that you've been spending way too much time at McDonalds"

[HumanWiki]

Or... Ring
"hello, this is onstar... Wow. You're done already? You must be doing it incorrectly. Would you like some advice or Shall I schedule an appt with you're family dr? Oh, and required to also inform him that you've been spending way too much time at McDonalds"

That has all the condescending tones of GLaDOS from Portal.. love it..

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3wp9LO3uqQ]Top 20 Portal 2 Quotes - YouTube[/ame]

[BumBLUEbee]

That has all the condescending tones of GLaDOS from Portal.. love it..

Top 20 Portal 2 Quotes - YouTube

Very nice indeed.. So I will add a follow up call!

Ring

"this is onstar with an additional friendly reminder. She doesn't really love you. And by the way... Awww... That's cute!!"

[KidKilowatt]

That has all the condescending tones of GLaDOS from Portal.. love it..

Top 20 Portal 2 Quotes - YouTube

Your test results show you are a horrible person, we weren't even testing for that. Lol !

[Toasty]

that's really CRAZY, I can't imagine how far they are going to push the envelope with this. That's an invasion of your privacy my friend you could be the start of a class action lawsuit. you should have told her yeah my seat belts off cause my girlfriends sitting in my lap while I'm driving , I'm a little busy now can I call you back!

As much as I would hate having them tell me to put my seatbelt on, the T&C says they can do just that.

From the T&C

YOUR PRIVACY. Some of our key privacy practices are outlined in this section. For a complete description of our privacy practices, please refer to our Privacy Statement. We may update our Privacy Statement on the first day of a calendar quarter to reflect new services or changes to our business and will include the date of the last revision. We advise you to check for changes to the Privacy Statement periodically. You can access the current statement at OnStar.com - onstar.com or you can contact us to request a copy.

You acknowledge that it is your responsibility to advise all occupants of your Car (including other drivers) how information about them may be collected, used, and disclosed by OnStar.

We may collect information about you and your Car in several different ways: from what you, your car dealer and car maker provide to us; from your use of the OnStar Services; from calls or emails between us; from OnStar web pages you visit; from our wireless Service Providers; from your satellite radio provider; from third party data providers; and from your Car itself when your OnStar Equipment is active.

The information we may get about you includes your contact and billing information (including your credit card number); vehicle purchase information, registration information and information that helps us customize our services.

The information we may get from your Car includes things such as: data about its operation; data about your use of the OnStar Services; the location of your Car; data about accidents involving your Car, including safety belt usage; and information about your use of the Car and its features. We may also approximate the speed of your Car based on GPS data to support a limited number of OnStar Services, such as Stolen Vehicle Assistance services, as further described in our Privacy Statement. We may collect information from your Car on a periodic or regular basis.

You agree that we can, subject to applicable law, use this information to: provide OnStar Services; manage your account or OnStar Services; conduct analysis and research; comply with legal requirements; prevent fraud or misuse of the OnStar service; protect our rights or property or the safety of you or others; send you important Car or OnStar Service related messages through the OnStar system in your Car; and offer you new or additional products or services.

You also agree that we can, subject to applicable law, share information about you and your Car with: 1) our Service Providers; and 2) the maker of your Car, its subsidiaries and affiliates; your Car dealer, our wireless Service Providers and your satellite radio provider for their business purposes. We may also share this information with others as may be required by law, or to protect our rights or property or the safety of you or others. We may also share information about fleet cars with fleet companies and information about rental cars with rental companies.

ONSTAR WILL NOT OTHERWISE DISCLOSE, SELL, OR RENT INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOU OR YOUR CAR TO THIRD PARTIES FOR THEIR INDEPENDENT USE WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT.

Because OnStar provides service through wireless networks, we can’t promise that your communications won’t be intercepted by others. You agree we won’t be liable for any damages for any loss of privacy occurring in communication over such networks.

As for why they piped up and said something, Jose, I have no idea... perhaps the lady was bored and looking for something to do...

But also, per the T&C, you can call up and cancel your subscription and get a refund of the remaining months on the agreement

[CAMARO SS]

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"Do you know how fast you were stroking?"